What's New On Da 'Ardest Site?
A few pieces today!
1. My LMA Manager page has been semi-abandonned half complete, bare with me on this one!!
2.My sister site is proving popular in the ratings wars!
CRAZY, BUT TRUE NEWS!
BOOMSTICK!Now, you may have heard of a shotgun, or even a Super Shotgun, but have you ever heard of a Boomstick?! Probably not! A BOOMSTICK is the mother and the biggest of all shotguns! It is near six foot long and put the twin barrels together and they expand across nearly a whole foot! believe me, this baby really does some nasty damage! Fire it at a person and that person will have to be scraped into around fourty three body bags! Eeeee! I have only ever saw it featured in one game so far, "Evil Dead" and it completely and utterly destroys anything that's in it's range! Ohhh, I have had some fun shooting this bloody huge shotgun on "Evil Dead" and the mess it makes of a zombie child is too gorey to tell! What frightened me even more was the fact that when I looked it up on the internet, I found out this thing actually existed! A BOOMSTICK is a real shotgun! This makes me worry even more, who actually owns one of these things?! If one has one, the rest of us should as well, merely for protection!
RAY DA RASPER'S HAMMOCK!
Now this is a really funny story! Recently, Ray Da Rasper went on a cruise aroud some island in America. He went on a really big luxury cruise liner that could fit an awful lot of people inside of it. Up to this point Ray Da Rasper was in a rare mood - happy! He got the key to his and his wife's cabin and they entered. After scanning the small cabin they were wondering where they slept. Ray Da Rasper looked to his right to see two rather small hammocks in a rather cosy corner! They were not even beds! Ray Da Rasper lay on his to try it for size! This is where Ray Da Rasper turned a bit nasty. It fell well short of his height (just over six foot)! The hammock was little more than four and a half feet long! At night, Ray's wife slept on the bottom hammock, getting all of his farts in her face and Ray had to sleep with his feet up in the air and his back curled up the wall with his head hitting the roof! Well, actually, he had to bend his head forward due to the servere lack in space! He came back Down Da Wessie with a back in the shape of a 'U'! Ouch!
Just a few cool jokes!!
1) What is half cat, half rat? - a 'CRAT' HHHHHHAAAAAAA!
2)What is half man, half ant? - 'MANT' HHHHHAAAAAAAAA!
3) What is half monkey, half man? - 'MANKEY!' - HHHHAAAAAAAAA!
Ray Da Rasper, enjoying his holiday roomy hammock!
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Subject O' the day
Well a few pieces to tell.
1. Cat to leave SMTV.Stays for CDUK but still Boo-hoo!
2. Cat Deeley is No1 batchelor!.
3.M62 is most dangerous motorway!
4. Don't like this site? You are minority!.
MOVING HOUSE - Neil moves out: Back to student days for him!!
Yes, Neil, my ape-like 25 year old brother has finally moved out for good! Well, infact, he moved out about two months back, but a servere lack of updates and a holiday later, I have finally got round to updating this site! He now lives with his ex-army chum simply known as "ADDIS"! Enter his house and it is like a scene of good old BBC2 sitcom 'Bottom', it really is. ADDIS is currently stripping the bathroom and to normal people, it is inhabitable, but not for these two! Neil's house is just like one big bedroom, a complete pig-stye and it smells as if something has died in there! He also wants his celings painting maroon and his walls black! Eee! On the good side though, he has a minibar! His yard was cleaned by my mum and it has never been looked at since, he never waters any of the plants and they are now going rather brown! Oh dear!
Message Board Wars!!!!
In March, it is becoming more and more apparent that not a lot of people know a lot about cars. Most of them are bagde snobs and don't realise the more common the car, the better! They are really quite ignorant and stupid.
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