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THE FACE OF THE WEEK COMPETITION Competitions updated 2/12
Just recently left SMTV Live, you know, the diddy one kncknamed "Monkey!". He always used to shout "It's got to rhyme!!".

Who is the mysterious face?

e-mail me and state the competition!


This Pikkie!
This is a picture of the mysterious face!
  GUESS WHO?
There are two famous people to guess this week.

1. Voted young footballer of the year. Come on you must know this!

2. Voted 'buy of the season' and plays midfield for Sunderland as well as scoring several goals- DH

Latest addition!
Well, this site continues to grow and grow and is now seventeen pages long! Well, was up until I was forced to remove m,y guestbook for the time being!Have you checked out my latest page all about LMA Manager? That is the last page I can add, so it is now at full size, great eh? Have you even bothered to check out my second site yet? The link is on the home page.

haymansafc@aol.com

Things that make me vomit blood!
This is just a small list of things that simply get right on my nerves!

1. Gay-boy band 'Westlife'
2. 'A cretain' Vauxhall Vectra - broke down too!
3. A certain Mr John Prescott
4. The incrasingly annoying M4 bus lane
5. Salt & Vinegar crisps
6. Returing to school, after holidays
7. Them crap speed bumps!
8. Roadworks in bank holidays.
8. People who call me stubern
9. Biased footy refs.
10. 8V Ecotec engines. Eeeee!

e-mail Cat Deeley! studio@smtvlive.co.uk


Bizzarely intresting Rock has made way for this exclusive of BOB!
So many of my regulars have always wondered what BOB looks like. Well, here he is slightly out of breath after his four-day Toxteth headbutting fight!

BOB'S SQUAT
Now, today's squat is about me' new minibar in me' showroom! I got a new minibar....t'nite! It's great, so if ya' wanna' come round for a good piss up, ya' know where I am! By da' way, if ya' buyin' one of me' cars from now on, ya' must get pissed before ya' drive it away, comapny policy, punks! 'Vere is a wide wange of booze to select! 'Vere's special brew, JD's, and anytfin' else 'dat fell of a back of a lorry! Anofa' good fing' about it, it is loaded wif' pint glasses so if da buzies raid me again, I'll just 'frow em' at 'em! By da way Paul "Y", I am still afta' ya'!


The sky
After a few JD's at 'The Rotwiler' (Baisingstoke), this is what you will see when you fall on your arse!
 
   
 

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