Me as a well 'ard kid
All the people who know me, undeniably know me as the 'ardest kid in Da Port! No one messes with Gary Hayman! Just take a look at Seans photo's of me to see how 'ard I really am! Alcoholics down da wessie thow themselves out of the way when I come by! Only BOB beats me and only Sean comes close! Being well 'ard, I have to like well 'ard things, so on T.V I watch Eastenders (Like - WOW man!), Rugrats (Tommy's got a skin 'ead) and SMTV (Just for the volumptuous, sexy Cat Deeley - mmmmmm!) Oh I also Like Ford Escorts! The photo on the right shows some rocks I lifted in Lynmouth in North Devon! |
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Me as da Coolest kid in Da port!
I am also the coolest kid in town! Being cool isn't as easy as it looks. To be as cool as me, you have to be very like me (Scary thought, I know!). You must have hair like mine, the good ole' mullet never ceases to amaze! You also must support Sunderland and swear abuse and drink a dozen larger halves and a bottle of ye' old Jack daniels in an hour! Cracking your bones is also a cool thing to do, unless you have Artheritis and then it hurts to buggery! You also have to be witty like me!
Why I am so Incredibly Cool!
Well, I support Sunderland, I am currently growing back my mullet, I have two amazing web-sites (YES - AMAZING) and I have a one year old Astra!
Da story behind this web site!
I have been meaning to start a web site up for around half a year, and didn't get access to 'The Web' until Boxing Day 2000. Sean even nicked my idea (---is cool and has a face----), that actually was MINE all MINE! I know everyone at school misses me when I'm or We're not there,(or am I just a sad, lonely old fart?), so weyhey, Gary's web site is here! Also by now, you should know my second site is now up and running, the link is on the home page.
Email Me if you have anything to say (as long as it is bloody good, or dont bother!)
haymansafc@aol.com
Take a look at my favourite web sites at presesnt!
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