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Welcome to my great web site!
Welcome! I am Gary, obviously! I still support the greatest team in the world, Sunderland and unfortunately, I still live in officially the most polluted town in the UK, Ellesmere Port, which I completely and utterly hate! I do plan to move well away to Sunderland in a few years! As you will see from reading this site, I really, really fancy CDUK golden girl Cat Deeley! These pikkies are getting rather old now, but you will find much more up to date ones on my second site, which is linked on this page! This is my main website, which celebrated it's first birthday last Boxing Day! Yep, it is hard to believe this website is now 18 months old! This site is constantly updated, so beware! Things you see one day could be gone the next! I sure hope you enojy this site, as well as many of my visitors! Checked out my second site yet?! Please take a look! You should know it's address by now!
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My Life's coolest updates
This is designed to help all you return visitors see whats new!
26/12/2000 - This web site goes onto the big 3 W's
I am also famous for another thing now! I am chairman of The Young Motorists Association!Cat wasn't wearing a bra a few Saturday's ago! I could tell, I hope you could! TOPIC of the day - Neil's House! (see my coolest, latest news!)
My Ka visits Tarvin for the first time!
I appoligise for the lack of updates. I am getting busier with work and it's now harder for me to update. This is only the 6th update this year!
I have still not figured out when I shall return to the SMTV studio to meet Cat again! I am thinking of going early next month if anyone wants to tag along!
Gary's - "The Finger Of Blame"!
This ever popular form-room game has grown and will soon appear properly on my second site! "Who is 'The Finger Of Blame' being pointed at today?". It is enthraulling to watch who gets the finger of blame every week day at around 8:50am! The finger of blame is simply pointed at someone who is to blame for something bad that has happened in the past, totally crazy and bags of fun! It is worth every second of viewing and it still grows in popularity! So if you wish to be pointed at by 'The Finger Of Blame' one day, tell me! Saturday's victim was Sean Smith! This saga will still continue for a good while yet!
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MY SITES LATEST UPTADES!
Last Site Update - 18 May 2002 - 08:38pm
LATEST NEWS - Going to see the new Star Wars film tomorrow!
The latest major update was back in March! Check out BOB's Potato Chipping Machine!
My 'Top Car' column at present featurs the New MINI (Kool Krak page). It is a cheap rip off of Top Gear minus the lovely Vicki-B-H. NO car avoids my say!
The official club for my site has changed it's name! See below for details! It is now even better to help boost rather flagging number of members!
My 'Weekly Moan' has been left as a shrine to my school days. It is about dodgy bedroom draws!
I know my Crazy stories haven't seen much attention lately. It was updated in February though!
I am on the lookout again for more raunchy pikkies! But this time, it is of Holly Valance, any ideas?!
was updated on the 27th. Today's subject is about his new minibar in his showroom!
I have won the Coolest Web-Site Awards 2001!
My website has won another award this year! This is the second! It was for "Best imaginitve web site". Stick that up your backside all my haters!
PUD!
Getting rather old now, but still a popular word! Have you ever came across this before? Well, to hear it, simply drop something soft like a rotted buttie and just hear the dumb sound it makes! "PUD"!
CRAT
No, this is not a spelling mistake! This is one of the several subjects on the "Pick 'N' Mix page!
GRANT
Wow! What a bloke! He is a really 'ard bloke from Baisingstoke that now lives in Da Port. He is nearly equally as 'ard as me and may even match our current and long term champ BOB! Grant has been the 'ardest bloke in Baisingstoke for almost as long BOB has been for 'Da Port! Could the end for us two be nearing!?
Welcome to the re-named "garyiscool.faithweb.com" club! As I now have two websites, this name was no longer suitable! Yes, you can still join the fastest growing club on the internet! What makes it all better, it is official stuff about me and not crap that some people love to concoct up! All you do is e-mail me and say you want to join!
You will recieve a special promotional badge, hat and wooly jumper! Now is that 'ard or what! You will get to go on gigs with BOB & I and meet both of us! You will also recieve signed posters! BOB even says he will give you a 'friendly' fight (but this is NOT advisable - to anyone!). Members will also recieve special packs every week that contain secret updates that normal viewers will not knoe about until much later! Members will also recieve pikkies of the CDUK golden girl, Cat Deeley in all of her glory as well as Ex-Eastend babe, Tamzin Outhwaite! This is probalbly the best reason to join!
E-MAIL ME AND JOIN NOW!
Kick Up The Backside Campaigns!
1) Kick Out Labour!
The labour Party are getting worse everyone! Firstly, the want to double the number of speed cameras by 2005 and now, by 2004 we must all drive with our lights on during the day, because according to Labour, we are all blind and can't see two metre wide pieces of metal coming towards us! Also, as for wanting to join the dreadded Euro, need I say more? Oh! One more thing, waiting lists are still rising at the NHS!
2) Poor Vauxhall Customer Service and Aftersales.
Vauxhall have finally lost the plot, after nearly three whole years of freefall in customer satisfaction. They may now have a three year warrenty for cars registered 1/10/2000 onwards, but what about people who bought their then new X registered cars in September 2000? About 100k people have lost out because of Vauxhall not knowing how to please customers. Any faults found in the warrenty period are also not really cared for until the warrenty is up.
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Competition replies & the lucky winner
Well, the sixth set of competitons are over. I didn't maintain my 7-entry record!
Face of the week - Monkey! Dec Donally
WINNER - Kirsty Jones (My lasses friend!) - Sunderland
Guess Who?
1. David Seaman
2. Jugen Macho
WINNER - no two correct answers given (again) Are you all thick or something?!
RECORD - 7 ENTRIES
www.garyisincredible.faithweb.com
Site Mascots - BOB & Cat
BOB is this web site's well 'ard mascot (a first for any web site I expect!). BOB doesn't like being dissed, so no dissin' or end up in a coffin or intensive care if you are really lucky! You should know the rest about him now, for instance his super 600mph supercars! Yes, I can confirm the rumers! BOB is not the mascot for my sister site, Cat Deeley and BOB had a final showdown, and Cat won the fight! That's my girl! This epic play can be soon viewed on my sister site! BOB is NOT a happy bloke at the moment!
BOB - Copywright Gary Hayman
Crazy News
Ray Da Rasper's Hammock! (See Latest News)
BOOMSTICK! (See Latest News)
Nag Alert! Coming soon!
Cracking backs! Coming soon!
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9803 (+ 78) People since 26/12/2000, have had a truely great time on my site!
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